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... i alt hvad du gør

Zero3 — Sat, 01 May 2010 09:16:44 +0000

"Fortsæt fremad så du ikke dør,
følg dit hjerte i alt hvad du gør."

Yours to keep

Zero3 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:08:38 +0000

"If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, they are yours to keep."

Losing a machine

Zero3 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:10:32 +0000

"<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is."

- Bash.org #5273

Insanity vs. religion

Zero3 — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:00:00 +0000

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

- Robert Pirsig

The great problem

Zero3 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:00:00 +0000

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt."

- Bertrand Russell

The unfairness of being a good friend

Zero3 — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:00:00 +0000

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

Selling fucking legally

Zero3 — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:00:00 +0000

"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people! In civilian life you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm!"

- George Carlin

The solution to stupidity

Zero3 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:00:00 +0000

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

- xterm

Life in the universe

Zero3 — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:11:24 +0000

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

- Bill Watterson